JokesClean English jokes to share
160 new, clean jokes in simple English, in 11 sets. Each one can be copied or sent to WhatsApp with one tap, and saved for later.
- School jokesTeacher: "Aman, why are your exam answers written so small?" Aman: "Small mistakes get smaller red marks, ma'am."
- Office jokesMy boss said, "Think outside the box." So I took my lunch box to the park.
- Phone and internet jokesMy phone battery and my Monday energy show the same number: 9 percent.
- Food jokesMy diet started on Monday. Nobody informed the samosas.
- Animal jokes for kidsWhy did the tortoise order food online? He wanted something to reach home before he did.
- Family jokesMother: "I am not angry." The steel vessels in the kitchen: "We have a different opinion."
- Everyday life jokesThe auto driver's meter is out of order every day. His arithmetic never is.
- Travel and holiday jokesPacking for a three-day trip. Day one: "I will pack light." Day of travel: two bags, and a third "just in case".
- Shopping and money jokesMy salary and I meet once a month. It never stays for dinner.
- Gully cricket and sports jokesGully cricket, rule number one: the one who owns the bat is never out on the first ball.
- Wedding season jokesThe wedding card says 7 pm. The groom's procession says 10.30.
Written for Indian groups
These jokes are about the life we actually live: OTPs that arrive late, mothers who serve "a little more", auto meters that never work and offices where the AC is always too cold. They are short, they need no explanation, and none of them laughs at any person or community.
How to pick a set
Start from the group you are posting in, not from the joke. For a class or tuition group, open the school jokes. For the office, the office set and the phone set are safe even with a manager in the group. For the family group, choose family, food or wedding season jokes; grandparents and children will both follow them. Travel jokes suit a trip group, money jokes suit friends near month-end, and gully cricket jokes bring out old stories from school friends. For young children, go straight to the animal jokes, which are questions with silly answers.
What you will find on every page
Each set has ten or more jokes, split into lines so that the punchline arrives a beat late, as it would aloud. Under the jokes there is a short written part: who the set suits, how to tell the jokes well, and when it is kinder not to send them. One good joke at the right moment does more for a group than ten forwards in a row, so we suggest choosing one and saving the rest with the heart button.
Guides
Jokes for kids: how to choose and tell them. How to write a clean joke of your own. Opening a meeting or function with a joke.