Phone and internet jokes

Clean jokes about family groups, OTPs, passwords and phones that are always full. Everyone with a smartphone will know the feeling.

My phone battery and my Monday energy show the same number: 9 percent.
The OTP arrives in two seconds when I do not need it.
When the page is about to expire, it stops for tea on the way.
I have 1,243 photos of sunsets.
When a form asks for my passport photo, I cannot find even one.
Family group, 6 am: fourteen "Good morning" flowers.
My phone: "Storage full."
"Typing..." for three minutes.
Message received: "Ok".
I asked my phone to set an alarm for 6 am. It did its job.
I asked myself to wake up at 6 am. No comment.
The password needs a capital letter, a number, a symbol and, it seems, all my patience.
My uncle ends every message with "forwarded as received".
We mute as received.
Our Wi-Fi is like a guest.
Full strength in the drawing room, missing when there is work to do.
I cleaned my phone's storage and deleted one blurry photo.
Phone: "Storage almost full."
I opened my phone to check the time.
Forty minutes later, I still did not know the time.
Before I delete anything, my phone asks, "Are you sure?"
It has clearly met me.
The charger cable in our house works at only one angle.
The family knows it. Guests are trained on arrival.
Video call with grandparents:
five minutes of forehead, two minutes of ceiling fan,
and one "Can you hear me?" every minute.
Autocorrect and I disagree about what I want to say.
It is the more confident one.
I put my phone on silent so that I could concentrate.
Now I check it every two minutes to see what I have missed.

Who this set suits

Almost everybody, because almost everybody has waited for an OTP. They do well in family groups and friends' groups, and they are a gentle way to tease the group itself: the good morning flowers, the "forwarded as received" uncle, the three minutes of typing for an "Ok".

How to tell them

These are observation jokes, so say them the way you would report a small sad fact about your day, with a straight face. The storage joke is funniest sent right after the morning flood of pictures; the "typing..." joke right after somebody has done exactly that. Let the group recognise itself. Do not point at the person.

When to hold back

When a member is honestly struggling with a phone, an online payment or a form and has asked for help, help first and joke later. Older relatives can feel laughed at for not knowing an app. Keep the joke on the phone, never on the person holding it.

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