Gully cricket and sports jokes

Gully cricket, rule number one:
the one who owns the bat is never out on the first ball.

Our street's scoring:
the wall is four, the neighbour's terrace is six,
and the neighbour's window is "everybody run".

I am an all-rounder.
I cannot bat, I cannot bowl,
and I field all around the ground looking for the ball.

The ball went into the strict neighbour's house.
The match was declared over.
So was the ball.

In gully cricket, the umpire belongs to the batting team.
That is why nobody has ever been out LBW.

The "last over" in our street has had eleven balls for as long as anyone remembers.

I joined a morning walk group for fitness.
We walk for ten minutes and discuss for fifty.

Sports day at school: I ran in one race.
It was towards the snack counter.

My badminton is very consistent.
The shuttle lands on the same tree every time.

During a big match, grandfather has one rule:
whoever was sitting wherever when the four was hit, stays there till the end.

I bought running shoes in January.
They are still new. Excellent resale value.

The yoga teacher said, "Empty your mind."
Finally, an exercise I was already good at.