School jokes: clean and funny

Teacher: "Aman, why are your exam answers written so small?"
Aman: "Small mistakes get smaller red marks, ma'am."

Our maths teacher said, "Show your working."
So I drew a picture of myself sweating.

Teacher: "Your handwriting is like a doctor's."
Student: "Thank you, sir. Now only the marks are left."

I told my mother I got 100 in the exams.
Then she asked for the subject-wise list.
It was 30, 25, 25 and 20.

The school bell is the only speaker whose shortest speech gets the loudest cheer.

Online class taught me one thing.
The mute button works on students, but never on the neighbour's pressure cooker.

Teacher: "If you have ten laddoos and I take away four, what do you have?"
Student: "A complaint for my mother."

My geometry box has a compass, a divider and a protractor.
I have used them exactly once.
To open a packet of chips.

Report card day is the only day I walk home slowly and still reach too early.

Teacher: "Why is your bag so light today?"
Student: "The homework is at home, sir. It needed rest."

The last page of my notebook has seen more creativity than the first forty.

Our class is silent in only two cases:
the principal is at the door, or the teacher has asked, "Any volunteers?"

I studied the whole night before the exam.
The question paper had studied a different syllabus.

My pencil box has six pens.
Five do not work, and the sixth belongs to my friend.

At the parent-teacher meeting, two people discuss me for ten minutes,
and my only job is to stand there and look sorry.

PT period is the shortest forty minutes in the timetable.
Maths is the longest forty minutes.
Science has not explained this yet.